For some reason I slept badly - so I'm tired and grumpy... you may notice.
First off, most of the papers rake over John Terry - moronic, pisshead, womanising thug - all the qualities needed to secure Captaincy of England, I just can't be bothered.
They also touch on Teflon Tony, his performance yesterday was a miracle of self belief, self delusion and smug, self effacing arrogance - he may be 'proud' of the war, I an not.
There is quite a bit on CBB 'winner' - it seems that all you need to be a celebrity these days is to fall out of Jordan. I have no idea why people voted for him, he's ugly - stupid and a funny colour. The 'woman' has already managed to make it all about her by going straight on TV and giving interviews about how he is 'the love of her life' - that's the way to keep your man, Katie - overshadow his one moment in the sun.
There was something about 'Celebrity'
Caprice Bourett - you know who I mean - that blonde. It gave her age as 38 - which is interesting as she normally claims 26 - so I checked her Wiki page and her biography is a scream, you would have though she could pay someone to tart it up a bit.
If you need a hate figure this weekend and don't want to get in trouble by punching random strangers - lets start with
Kelly Hoppen, I can't bring myself to comment - it's just too much. If that does not work - there is always
Jo Wood - why does this talentless bag of raddled bones thing we give a fuck - she's had a fantastic life as someones 'wife' - never had a care, is now rich beyond my dreams and having a great life - just fuck off and stop rubbing our faces in it - AND STOP TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO LIKE YOU! -and if that's not enough - please join me in the campaign to
Make Doherty History. One last dog to kick - Sting and Trudie have launched their darling daughter
Coco Sumner - she really is a dreary little brat.
In other news -
this actually seems rather enterprising.
Gareth Thomas talks about
life after coming outThis
woman need a slap and a reality check ( see what I did there!)
The jury in
this trial deserve an award - the man who claimed he was defending the lives of unborn children by murdering an abortion doctor is found guilty - for an awful moment I though he would get away with it. Being only a man there is very little I can say about abortion - every woman should have the right to make a decision for herself, within a fairly rigid framework. Alas, I've had the misfortune to meet several girls who view abortion as a trivial convenience and something you do when you forget to take the pill.
They are already
making lots of crap about Salinger - I was listening to some moronic expert on the radio yesterday trying to conjour up lost manuscripts and 50 years of new masterpieces hidden away in his safe.
edit - John Humphreys just made me laugh out loud - he was interviewing some talking head expert about J.D. Saliger who said
" I was talking to Norman Mailer about the very thing a couple of years ago""oh, that's a very good line" - he said waspishly...
To be honest - there is a lot more - I was going to think about Bill and Melinda gates ( I think there is something interesting in the fact that she is not referred to in most articles - when she is patently the driving force behind his campaign - and a very intelligent and motivated woman ) but I thought you could find that out for yourself.
